Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Ten Truths

This is stolen from the lovely Kori. She posted hers last week, and allowed anyone to steal this by tagging themselves. Consider me tagged.

1. I feel lighter than I have in four years. Shit, maybe more. With the weight of my job lifted from me, I feel like I am walking on goddamn air. Every time I think of something work related that would have had my stomach in knots and my hands wringing themselves, I smile instead. And I breathe deeply and my shoulders relax. There is nothing better.

2. My birthday is in 9 days from today. I will be twenty-nine years old. This is my last birthday before I turn thirty. This concept causes me to wonder were the hell my twenties went. Maybe I should check under the couch.

3. I am about to embark on a journey to New York City. Even though it will be most brief, I cannot wait. I have spent a great deal of time fantasizing about what our stay will be like. In order to punish me for this, my mind has devised some rather clever nightmares. I keep dreaming that the trip has come and gone, and I that I already back home again. The problem is that I can't remember the trip I took at ALL. I can't figure out how I could have gone to New York City and not have a single memory of it. That dreams sucks, but waking up and realizing that it is a dream - rocks.

4. I have an obsession. I am obsessed with make-up. No, I'm not one of those loons that can't leave the house without their "face on". I am in fact regularly seen in public without so much as lip gloss. What I am obsessed with is the buying of makeup and the WANTING to buy makeup (more of the latter). But don't get me wrong, I DO wear the stuff. Mostly on the weekends when I have the most time to devote to putting in on. There is just something so wonderful about feeling fully made up to me.

5. Growing up I was obsessed with Barbies. My grandmother, who I have written about before HERE catered to my obsession as I was her only grand child. I had the barbie dream house (with a pull string elevator which I thought was THE height of coolness). At some point she had a friend who made custom barbie furniture and she commissioned her to make some for me. I had a red-white-and-blue living room set and an all-red, lace and satin, heart-shaped Barbie bed. That was used for when Barbie felt like sluttin' around. Which, as I recall, she did quite often.

6. I am one of the palest people you will ever met. White sheets look tan next to me.

7. I never thought that I would enjoy blogging nearly as much as I do. I had no idea how much I had missed writing.

8. I have an animal addiction. My small house contains three dogs, two humans, and one cat. And believe me, if I didn't think that someone would call the city on me (or the nut-house) I would go out and get another dog TODAY. I am so going to be one of those old women that gets found living in a house with 79 feral cats one day, claiming to 'love' the smell.

9. My favorite colors are black, green, and silver. My least favorites are orange, yellow, and white.

10. I can't play the lottery, because when I do I actually get my hopes up about winning, even though I know what kind of odds I am up against. When I inevitably do not win, I feel very disappointed. I must be a bigger optimist that I thought I was.

11. Despite the fact that almost all of my blogging buddies are female (and QUITE dear to me), I don't have female friends in real life. Well, I have two female friends actually, but I wouldn't say that either one is really a "girly girl" at all. I don't know what it is about my personality that causes this, but it certainly must be something. Nearly all of my close friends are males.


So, my dears, tell me a truth about you? Could be something secret or just something silly. I would love to hear anything you wish to share with me. I hope you are all feeling fine and well today.

22 comments:

Steph said...

I am SO happy for you right now.

Lady Lemon said...

Thank-you, Steph. I think I am still in shock!

Mary said...

My truths:

I am blessed that my work friends confide in me, trust me and look to me for insight and guidance.

I was in a difficult and violent relationship that for all its violence and fear still had moments of fun and goodness. I am VERY grateful to be out of that and in a healthy, happy, loving, sex and fun-filled relationship.

Mary

Lady Lemon said...

Mary - First, thanks for visiting me here, I hope you come again!

Secondly, I am sorry to hear about the violent relationship. I can imagine that must have been very hard, but sometimes going through something so hard makes you appreciate everything that much more when you come out the other side. I'm so happy you've found someone good for you.

SJ said...

Hello there, I'm glad you have re-emerged! (Says the girl who hasn't posted an update since...um, LAST Saturday)

I got zero truths right now other than I just got home from my job that I'm ready to quit too :)

Oh -and oddly, I went on a make-up buying spree just last night!

Petit fleur said...

Bad drivers suck butt... however, Mexican food and dos XX make it all better.

Petit fleur said...

PS Another thing is ... it really IS quite eerie how much we have in common. And I'm not just saying that to friend up to you, I swear! Almost every time I read a post of yours I have several little "No F-in WAY" moments. (in a good way)

Lady Lemon said...

Sj - Yes, I am lazy blogger. Maybe I'll be better with no job? So, a spree? Get anything exciting?

PF - I had mexican for lunch! Holla! And we really DO have so much in common. It must be a sign we need to be friends! PS- Will you please stop trying to get into my pants, woman?! Jeez!

Kori said...

Lovely; she called me lovely! And every time someone says that? I come a little closer to believeing it. THAT is my secret.

Oh. and that even though I have four kids and feel amazingly grateful for htem at least three days out of seven, I would love almost more than anything to have another one. Another secret.

SJ said...

Yes, I raided all of Rite-Aid's finest wares ;) New eye shadow, eye liner, mascara...I really honed in on the eyes for some strange reason! I love it though.

I am SUCH a lazy blogger too! Mostly because I feel like I either just complain or whine =) I need to start posting some lighter fare though...

Petit fleur said...

OH MY GOD!! Tell me you were not at San Miguel! We were there today. Their chicken fajita salad is to die for.

How do you like me now?

Lady Lemon said...

Kori- You ARE lovely! Believe it! Also, a fifth? You have the energy of ten of me, woman!

SJ - OOOooo! I do love the eye make-up the most I think. Did you get that vibra-wand mascara? I'm so intrigued by it.

PF- No, I was at Los Compadres across town. I do adore San Migs though. Just thinking about it has me craving pico de gallo.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I had the damn Barbie townhouse with the pull-string elevator, too! Clearly, we were destined to be friends. That shit is NO small coincidence.

I also have the animal addiction. In most cases I prefer animals to people.

I never played with baby dolls as a child, only Barbies and stuffed animals. The baby dolls gathered dust.

I have two cats and a dog in a double. I may take on a bulldog or a Siamese kitten come winter. My landlords are cool.

Petit fleur said...

Haven't been to Los Compadres in a while. Thanks for the reminder. I really like the atmosphere and food there as well.

Aunt Becky said...

My truth? I'm proud of myself.

Lady Lemon said...

SB - You are crazy like me in the animal department. Right now I am craving another weiner...dog.

PF - The shrimp quesadillas are my favorite.

AB - I'm proud of you, too.

May said...

I love all these little flashes of insight into people's lives!
I love eye make-up too and I am rather fascinated by the vibra-wand. I'm a little afraid of it because it seems like something that might involve more hand/eye coordination than I possess, and it costs $14! I did however recently purchase two other mascaras. Maybelline mascara is buy one get one free at CVS right now. What? Yes. It is.

Lady Lemon said...

May - CVS? I will look into that for sure. I loves me some Maybelline Full N' Soft.

SK said...

Just dropping in to say "Hello"...just read about your job situation!! It truly is very brave of you...I'm sure you feel liberated :)
Anyway, I'm back again, writing and all....
oh btw......went to the dermatologist today about the zits & it was an infection....retracng my steps me thinks I got it from getting my make up done at the mac counter at governors square...dipshits!!
Anyway hope you are well....have fun in NY and Happy Advanced Birthday!! Woo hoo!!

Lady Lemon said...

Sk - So good to see you back! I was beginning to wonder what had happened to you!!

Wtf about the infection! That is some serious bs!! I will certainly steer clear of those MAC girls and their infected brushes! Ick!

sKILLz said...

I found your link on SB's blog, hope you don't mind the visit.
I find it great to know we have many things in common.
I do animal rescue and love animals more then people.
I get my hopes up when playing lotto as well. However you have to "be in it to win it" right?
I love the colors black and green, always have!
I think I will read your blog more often!
Stay Up!

sKILLz said...

I'm sorry I got side tracked and forgot that I just turned 29 myself on August 13th. I too am a Leo to the core!
I live in Brooklyn, New York!
I hope you had a BLAST for a birthday!!
ENJOY!!!